Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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