apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
