You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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