yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
He better not be in your backpack
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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