they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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