I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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