well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
