that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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