She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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