she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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