The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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