playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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