Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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