I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
