please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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