he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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