are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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