so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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