Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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