idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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