why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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