going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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