What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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