I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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