I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
