How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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