O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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