so let's talk penis.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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