so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
