Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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