Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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