he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Randomize
