New invention idea: vibrating tampons
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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