just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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