sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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