we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!