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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?

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(610): Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants? http://tfl.nu/1myu

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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.

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(717): Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate. http://tfl.nu/t5hj

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How are you going to be there by 9am?

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Relax I always go to these conferences hung over

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You say that like it's a positive quality

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(646): How are you going to be there by 9am? (919): Relax I always go to these conferences hung over (646): You say that like it's a positive quality http://tfl.nu/xfjl

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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?

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(512): Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits? http://tfl.nu/6yhs

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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure

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(507): I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure http://tfl.nu/8ozd

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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.

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(321): Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college. http://tfl.nu/3u34

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.

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(570): He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall. http://tfl.nu/bycp

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.

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(203): She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE. http://tfl.nu/wm9f

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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.

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(308): Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick. http://tfl.nu/8mtk

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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!

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(831): He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?! http://tfl.nu/h0ux

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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.

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(540): I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking. http://tfl.nu/c4hu

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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.

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(319): I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks. http://tfl.nu/32c2

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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin

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(717): In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin http://tfl.nu/u60j

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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.

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So when can I meet her?

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(505): There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker. (1-505): So when can I meet her? http://tfl.nu/qfle

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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were

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(705): I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were http://tfl.nu/kzos

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