yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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