I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him