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• (559): View more from California

  I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great

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• (845): View more from New York

  I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The best revenge is premature balding

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.

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• (909): View more from California

  Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  That shot was terrible

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  You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"

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• (925): View more from California

  well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice

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  Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.

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