You work out of a Hotel?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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