i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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