Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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