People with herpes should wear stickers.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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