who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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