I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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