he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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