I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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