Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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