i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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