The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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