I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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