she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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