I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants