awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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