OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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