i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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